What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:54

-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.